June 2013
At McDonlalds last night they gave me the wrong flavour McFlurry and I screamed at them “YOU MCFUCKED UP.”
cock-and-coke-is-my-white-rabbit:
what does tumblr even mean
tumblr means family. and family means nobody gets left behind.
that’s actually kind of touching.
it’s actually kind of gay
that’s also what tumblr means
when I was like 7 I found my brother’s porn on his computer and it was this story about a girl and she went to this mechanics place but she didn’t have any money so she payed with like sex and then so I thought that was how you paid for everything so once we went to target and I started unbuttoning my pants and my mother started screaming
I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.
a theatrical performance about puns
a play on words
My ears. They are ringing.
are u gonna answer em
lets take this to the bedroom
i say as i carry my bowl of ice cream to my room
There’s a difference between
and
The fact that we all know what this means really says something about our social lives
you should all go to your blogs and hover over them
well shit
things girls are made to feel ashamed of-
- having periods
- choosing what they want to wear on their body
- wanting to/not wanting to have sex
- putting boys in the ‘friendzone’
- standing up against misogyny
- ruining a boy’s life by telling the police that he raped her
- abortion
- having hair on their body
- not appreciating catcalls
- not appreciating chivalry
- having control over their own fucking body
basically living
- me: makes a mistake
- me: thinks about mistake every night for the next 7 years
do flies know everyone wants them to die
I like how on Tumblr we all have lots of sass but in real life we can’t say hi without fucking up.


